KevinSmith
@ThatKevinSmith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
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http://www.ThatKevinSmithClub.com 07-05-2008 01:18:24
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Thanks to everyone who came out to see Jay Mewes and I in Chicago at C2E2 this weekend! And thanks to Groovyhoovy and the WGN Morning News for the time!
NEW JERSEY!
Jay Mewes and I play The Stone Pony for the first time ever TONIGHT!
Wanna see if weāre the next Springsteen? Get tickets here:
ticketmaster.com/event/0000605Cā¦
(Art by NāTE GONZāLES!)
TUCSON!
Iāll be at Rialto Theatre on FRIDAY NIGHT! Got any Qās? Come gets Aās! Tickets at ticketmaster.com/event/1900605Cā¦
Just when you think the scandalous secret origin of Mooby the Golden Calf can go no lower, Jay and Silent Bob enter Mooby World in Quick Stops #4, out now! bit.ly/3Uf69ur
By KevinSmith, Ahmed Raafat, Andrew Thomas, variant by Erik Pflueger. The Secret Stash
CALIFORNIA!
Come see me and ralphgarman BABBLE on SATURDAY at Flappers Comedy Club! Giggles galore when you enter the door!
Get tickets here: flapperscomedy.com/shows/hollywooā¦
Get ready for another Kevin Smith film you can easily ignore - because my new flick found a forever home!
We shot THE 4:30 MOVIE at Smodcastle Cinemas last year - and this summer, you can come see this sweet period piece at the same theater where we made it (or at a theater near you)!
GREAT WHITE NORTH!
Come see me get Winnipegged in the Heart of Canada on NOVEMBER 1
as we celebrate the 50th birthday of DePalmaās āPhantom of the Paradiseā with a Q&A after the Malcolm Ingram documentary Iām in called PHANTOM OF WINNIPEG!
Tix on sale now: ticketmaster.ca/event/1100606Dā¦
Iāve been hoping to get into the NJ Hall of Fame for over a decade now, and this year, it might finally happen - if you vote for me at myemail.constantcontact.com/Vote-Now-for-Nā¦
THIS WEEKEND AT Smodcastle Cinemas!
Come see me at 2 different shows!
SATURDAY, I host COMEDY NIGHT!
SUNDAY, watch JERSEY GIRL with me!
Get tickets here: smodcastlecinemas.com/movie/releaseDā¦
Maybe.
Iāve been in the business for 30 years now, so it could be that I am washed up.
But as for being a crybaby:
I didnāt @ you, Capān.
You @āed me.
You wanted me to hear your cry, Baby.
Seems like you looking for friends.
Come meet āem at Vulgarthon: smodcastlecinemas.com/movie/Vulgaratā¦
My favorite thing lately is a podcast I do for That Kevin Smith Club with my only begotten daughter that we call
YOU CAN COUNT ON MOMILY!
It gives me a chance to catch up with Harley AND I get to laugh like a jackass too! You can see/hear Episode 3 at thatkevinsmithclub.com/momilyvideo/
Itās your last day to order the Jay & Silent Bob #MajorBendies ! Get āem at the link below!
VULGARTHON ā24 is on AUGUST 3 at
Smodcastle Cinemas!
See every Askewniverse epic in a row!
Clerks
Mallrats
Chasing Amy
Dogma
J&SB Strike Back
Clerks II
J&SB Reboot
Clerks III
Theater 1 & 2 are SOLD OUT!
Theater 3 (with 11am start) now on sale!
Get tickets here: smodcastlecinemas.com/movie/Vulgaratā¦