Watching a scary movie yesterday + massive stress from work = no sleep at all tonight 😭😭😭

Mommy or Daddy balling up your soggy overnight diaper. Instead of just dropping it in the diaper pail, they coo "ok baby, can you say bye bye to your icky diaper?" You blush as you wave bye bye and blow your swollen diaper a kiss as it is dropped into the pail

MORNING DIAPER CHECK TIME 😊 I know that Big Diaper Friday can lead to some pretty Soggy Saturday morning diapers. Let Daddy check your diaper this morning...we wouldn't want any leaks...

Normalize being babysat by your friends 🧡 🤭

Being babied by a woman who is 20+ years older then me 🥰

After Daddy pulls the enema nozzle from your bottom, he leads you back to the party. Laying you down on a blankie in the middle of everyone, he hands you a rattle and coos "Shake this until your diaper is all stinky peanut, then I will change you. Right here..."

I definitely DO NOT want a big sis or big bro to come into my DMs and tease me about being in a super soggy diaper this morning... That was be TERRIBLE...👀

Daddy putting 3 yummy cookies and a chocolate milk bottle on your highchair tray. "Eat up baby!" He coos, knowing that one of them has a very strong laxative and diaretic

The need to shove my face on and sniff someone's soggy diaper as they let me hump their leg is real. Send tweet

Your babysitter wants to relax and not chase around a toddler all day. After a round of hypno time in your highchair, a double diaper, and some mittens, she is happy. As she watches her shows, you babble aimlessly as you play with your feet before playing with your rattle

POV: Mommy asks you if you've been disgusting this morning

Mommy walks up behind you, her heels clicking against the wood floor. Before you can even turn around, she picks you up and puts her nose to your puffy tushy, giving a sniff. "Pee yew! What a stinky baby! It is definitely time for a nice clean diaper for my baby."

Feeling really really down in the dumps today. Any positivity would be greatly appreciated.

What??? It's just a puffy diaper under a baby doll dress! Nothing to see here...

Wanna get me into baby headspace? Shake a rattle near me Want to get me into toddler headspace? Shake a new Lego set near me

Go on, shove your face in my swollen night diaper...you know you want to...

If this gets 5 reposts I will waddle myself to the park in a double diaper and swing with my binky in my mouf

"Baby, Mommy has some yummy Moo Moo for you!" She calls out from the kitchen before walking into the living room. As you look up from your coloring book, the bottle of cold milk catches you eye. Before you know it, you are crawling over to Mommy as she coos "Such a good baby!"

Laying on Mommy's bare chest as I am in just my diaper. As we snuggle close, her hand moving down and patting my diaper, the skin to skin contact regresses me even more. "No more big boy words for my baby, just goo gaa gaa from now on" she coos as she pata my diaper gently 🥰

Mommy walking into your nursery to check on you as she wears just a bulky diaper and an oversized dress shirt. She then reaches under your changing table and pulls out 2 diapers a 2 boosters. "Baby's diapers always need to be bigger then Mommy's sweetie..."