I think if you hold a set up at a super major, god forbid with a poster, and require anyone who wants to play you to pay 10$ for a Bo5 that you’re capitalism at its absolute worst

Thass🔥 KILL ALL PLAYERS WHO DQ

Whenever people start trickling into Supernova can someone let me know if setups have headphone jacks/audio 🙏

🚨KOTV PLAYER🚨 KOTV 2023’s runner up, Squidplumber is looking for another chance to take the win at King of the Ville 2025! Join him on Sept 20th for PA’s C TIER event of the fall and to be crowned KING OF THE VILLE! 📍Lancaster, PA 🗓️ Sept 20 🔗 start.gg/kotv

Try to shield art out of This asshole

Top 8 at Supernova going on my gravestone

Day 2 at Supernova ft. 5 dollar t shirt from goodwill

4th in Wii U, 97th in singles, PhD candidate, and two more majors to swing again at. The world is many things for me, one of which being my oyster

King of the Ville is only a month away with Ultimate and Rivals and SMASH FUDGING 4 BABY WOOOOOOOOOO SMASH 4 OUR BEAUTIFUL STATE, 4 OUR PEOPLE, WE HAVE LONG SINCE STRIVED 4 THIS DAY, WII U NOT PEE U WOOOOOOOOOO anyways check it out below:

SMASH 4 AT KING OF THE VILLE PLAY MY FAVORITE GAME PLEASE (Bayo is banned)

I just registered for Fries on a Salad #200: Fat Stacks Edition! $100 Pot Bonus PER EVENT! start.gg/tournament/fri… via @startgg

Eating half apps and drinking a Corona alone at the Applebee’s bar on a Tuesday night #raw #beastmode

After much peer pressure, Smash for Wii U returns to King of the Ville! Add this side event to your registration or if you ONLY want come for Sm4sh, there’s a special $10 venue fee to play! Late reg is ongoing until 9/5 so reg NOW! 📍Lancaster, PA 🗓️ Sept 20 🔗 startgg/kotv

Unironically East PA has a strangely large amount of Wii U talent, with Bayo banned the meta becomes a lot more interactive and offers a different flavor of smash that’s inherently less button-heavy and more spacing dependent, and this is a great opportunity to try it out ‼️‼️

I just registered for No Jawns 5 - A Philadelphia Regional start.gg/nojawns #nojawns via @startgg

Dreamless ⏭️ Riptide Toasted I think there is a direct correlation between how fun you think it is to fight Snake and either how good you are at Smash Ultimate, how much you know about Smash Ultimate, or how much you like Smash Ultimate, barring if you play a REAL piece of shit slow character