There we go

But now she’s waiting tables ‘cause there’s bills to pay

My schaden? Freude.

This Duck Dynasty/Veep crossover sucks.

This is like congratulating the lava for killing Sauron.

Donald Trump Netflix 🤝 losing The Office

Trump Impeachment: Tokyo Drift

Waiting for Biden to roll back the final season of GoT by executive order.

yes, that’s a ‘startup’

Flonase!

You should Hire @brennx0r

TFW pre-cleaning gives you super bad dust allergies

Experiencing a little wake up call w/ work at the moment. Need a mid-level dev? 6+ years ecomm - with Ruby on Rails, SFCC (No SFCC jobs plz), VueJs, NuxtJS, Express, AWS (Lambda, EC2, RDS). Good at making sense of ugly code bases/bug fixing & making them less ugly.

This is the only acceptable use for gherkin

[son sets my brothers up on dates] Me: do you want aunts? Because this is how you get aunts!

📣 I'm hiring two front end folks for our team/Core Experiences at Splice: boards.greenhouse.io/splice/jobs/54… 💌DMs open if you have any questions about the role, or working at Splice in general

Omg thank you so much Sauce Labs for this amazing care package! Kiddo is going to be thrilled ❤️❤️❤️

Be the person who’s glad they hired Sue, not the person who wishes they’d hired Sue.