As someone who knew Pat Tillman as a friend, GET AFTER IT!!! #PutThatInYourPipe

HEAT IS MY FAVORITE MOVIE OF ALL TIME!!!! I know shit about that movie. Dave Landau

What is electrishity? #PutThatInYourPipe

Of course, Jeffy will say “trans rectal cavity.” No breakfast today. #PutThatInYourPipe

I moderate Jeffy’s Facebook Chewing the Fat fan page. Y’all ignore the hell out of my tweets. #PutThatInYourPipe

When it’s 100 degrees and twirling night at a place called Dirty Bourbon, you rock a pony tail and your Normal World merch. @normalworldtv @landaudave 1/4 Black Garrett Derek Richards

Randomly got a chance to meet some of these women today. Only women in women’s sports!! Just Keith #PutThatInYourPipe

For the record, I spent my 2024 concert money on Adam Ant and NKOTB. #PutThatInYourPipe

Well now I can look forward to a drag queen trying to walk on water. Yay, surfing. #PutThatInYourPipe

I don’t get a car wash every day, but when I do, I go to Walter White’s wash. #BreakingBadIsADocumentary Jeffy Just Keith #PutThatInYourPipe

I’m making Foxy White my Christmas card. Hopefully that way NONE of my relatives talk to me in 2025. 🤞🏻🤞🏻Dave Landau Derek Richards

Charlie Kirk and my Pastor in front of a 2500 person packed sanctuary, oh, and the cute guy I went with. #PutThatInYourPipe #TPA #LegacyChurch

Bethlehem is one of the most dangerous places on earth. We were under armed guards just to go to a Christmas store. Pat, pay attention. #PutThatInYourPipe

If going to Yale is a crime, then why are we paying the debts of weirdo’s? #PutThatInYourPipe

An IUI is basically the “turkey baster” method. Commonly used by gay men who CAN get a woman pregnant but can’t get to that stage of intercourse. Jeffy Pat Gray Unleashed @realkriscruz #PutThatInYourPipe

I live a blessed life. My guy fixed my belt next to the dance floor so we could keep dancing. Clothing surgery at a country dance hall that has midget wrestling, too! 😆😆Blessed AND classy!! Dave Landau NormalWorldTV Derek Richards #PutThatInYourPipe Sara Gonzales

You know what, Jimmy? It’s also healthy to disown a piece of crap abusive family. Almost 10 years. Best decision ever. #PutThatInYourPipe

IUI is used by gay men who can’t get themselves to finish with their beards. TURKEY BASTER!!!!! And I coach young men, U14, to 3 undefeated seasons…. So far. Jeffy #PutThatInYourPipe

Why the hell would Biden stop vacationing on a communist LABOR holiday, Pat?!? Are you going down the geriatric decline route already? #PutThatInYourPipe

I’ve got the beginnings of something good here. Y’all thought I was kidding.