#PutThatInYourPipe I am weepy, he is not comfy. He is officially 18 and willing to serve. This is a Glenn baby because I am a Rush baby. This is the one that fat shamed Jeffy. He’s a voter now, y’all. Just Because Keith Malinak

Hey Michelle Obama you have ugliness in your soul regardless of how long you get pampered doing your hair. This country provided you every golden spoon, but you are the victim because of being first “lady.” You have a disgusting and hardened heart for white people. Praying for u

#PutThatInYourPipe this is my mom and my sister. Mom would have been 77 but she passed away on 11/21/2013. I’m the baby. Which explains another piece of the puzzle. LOVE YOU MOM. Just Because Keith Malinak SarahBeara

Is it wrong to test someone on a first date with the Ass Burgers tshirt? I’m actually asking Matt McClowry and Dave Landau and Derek Richards . Basically no good advice from y’all.

#PutThatInYourPipe still deciding if a Bears fan can be trusted. 😛

Hey Just Because Keith Malinak , the Falcons are up by 3. Enjoy it while it doesn’t last. Just waiting for 4th quarter siesta.

Not sure I like Jeffy standing on a ledge anywhere. Cuz….. not fat shaming. It’s not allowed. #PutThatInYourPipe

Sorry y’all. I got the laryngitis. Pretty sure I sounded like a 5 pack a day smoker. #PutThatInYourPipe

Florida man stories!!! Woohoo!!!!! 🤞🏻🤞🏻 #PutThatInYourPipe

Wes Pat Gray Unleashed Jeffy Kris Cruz Just Because Keith Malinak #PatHeads #PutThatInYourPipe I remember someone else in this timeslot who used to wait until Fridays to tell unbelievable stories from Florida:

Excuse me Pat, Texas isn’t a state or a democracy. IT’S A REPUBLIC!!!!!! *pat scream* #PutThatInYourPipe

Well dang it, as a native cheesehead, I was SO hoping that Charlie from Wisconsin would be Charlie Berens. #PutThatInYourPipe

In all fairness, when someone taunts me with bacon and doesn’t hand it over, I’d cry. #PutThatInYourPipe

#PutThatInYourPipe so babies getting slapped with cheese is okay to Muslims, but a slice of bacon is their Kryptonite. 🤣

Just gotta laugh when even Muslims go woke. Wussy. #PutThatInYourPipe

Why are Muslims so butt hurt about bacon but they totally are down with goats…… milk. I’m talking about milk. #PutThatInYourPipe

My idea of a perfect first date: WAVE BACON IN MY FACE. #Merica #PutThatInYourPipe

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