I thought I was fairly intelligent, but then I started reading this thread and I have absolutely no idea what any of this means. And then there are responses from others who understand, and I just… I feel so small right now.

Let’s talk about flies. I think they are inherent daredevils. Like people that jump out of planes or bungee jump for thrills, flies dare one another to land on a human. The trick is to fly away just before getting smacked. Yeah, man. I did it and I lived to tell the tale.

My sister had Cystic Fibrosis. I remember reunions like this. My heart. 🥹

I’m shook.

We all “code switch” based on our audience. If you don’t like that term, look up acrolect, mesolect, and basilect. Do you talk to your friends the same way you talk to your parents or an authority figure? I’m guessing most of you do not.

🥹🥹🥹

Truth. My life is proof. At 34 years old, I was an aging bar manager and I went for it. I realized none of the things holding me back were real. It wasn’t a pipe dream, I did not have delusions of grandeur, I just needed to get started. So, I did.

My newest playlist “DNC Roll Call” is lit.

Can we just start calling him Papaw Walz? Because, he makes me feel safe, loved, and like it’s time to go fishing… just like papaws do.

She said yes.

Texas on top! Longhorns take over at No. 1 in AP Top 25 for first time in 16 years, jumping Georgia apnews.com/article/ap-top…

Hook ‘Em!

Never. Gets. Old.

Newest family member… Snoop Doggy Dog!

Some of y’all weren’t forced to “look up”words you didn’t know as a child, and it shows.

Good news for OU: 17 days after surgery, Mateer is confidently throwing catchable deep balls Bad news for OU: Texas is catching them

Or not… Hook ‘Em!

So, here in the States, is it time to play “Is that milk being delivered by Wally World or is that an incoming biological weapon from a local Iranian terror cell?”

Do any of y’all ever procrastinate by doing something else you put off, until eventually you’re procrastinating on something else, by doing the thing you were trying to avoid in the first place? I’ve basically procrastinated my way back to productivity.