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tessa skara

@tessaskara

comedian, musician, nonbinary d*ke 🌈 🎥 seen on High Maintenance, Crashing, ur mom etc 🎶 NOT DEPRESSED out now!

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NYtimes has a story where I guess the angle was “COVID ruined their HS graduation, and now Palestine protests are ruining their college graduations” and they interview the kids and the kids are like “Free Palestine, my graduation is meaningless” lmao REKT

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I watched Hereditary for the first time last night instead of watching the debate and tbh I’m happier (and less disturbed) bc of it.

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IMO the last frontier of LGBTQ representation is butch lesbians with short haircuts on TV. Where are all my carabiner d*kes with fades? Where are all my 90 teen boy look-a-likes? Where are all my Carhartt girls, and why aren’t they making out with another Carhartt girl?!

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Twitter today has taught me anything, it's that if the Assassin runs for President in 2028...he will win in a landslide.

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*Sometimes* when I'm walking around Midtown I play a little game where anytime a businessman expects me to move out of his way, or just doesn't notice that he's walking directly at me, I PURPOSEFULLY WALK INTO HIM, bc fuck you and all your friends too😘

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Luigi is bi… likes Charli XCX…has a fit guy with groomed eyebrows working with him…seems like a Clyde & Clyde situation to me.

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Are people really stupid enough to think that Trump "saved tik tok?" this guy and his party were the ones who first proposed the ban. This was the plan all along. Pls log off and go read a book.

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She looks like if Cameron Diaz played Stanley Ipkiss in the Mask. Like she’s going to pull a Tommy g*n out from under her coat and yell “SOMEBODY STOP ME”

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The craziest thing about this useless trade war with Canada is that Canada has wayyy more natural resources. Like the things Canada buys from the US are oranges and bourbon. And the things the US buys from Canada are like…all the energy for the Midwest. Make it make sense.

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made a music video about how I'm NOT DEPRESSED I just never want to leave my house...something I'm sure the rest of this app does not relate to. youtube.com/watch?v=isk-u3…