Dear Greenland, It looks as if though you could become Americans any day now. Congratulations! But beware: it is not a title you should take lightly. We welcome you into the fold as our countrymen, but there are some things you should know before you run out and buy a Camaro

The Drunk Republican And, as a reminder:

buddy just called me from the Harris Co Jail and asked if I could post Bond. Not sure how this is gonna help, but I told him I would.

Indeed, Idiocracy is happening much faster than expected

Remember when Pizza Hut pan pizzas were basically a goddamn culinary delicacy? They’d bring them out in a real fucking skillet that was piping at about 700 degrees Fahrenheit right as your third song kicked in on the jukebox after you’d played a game of Galaga. We were kings.

The BBC has fallen so far

Elon Musk The same BBC that deceptively edits videos of politicians it doesn’t like was lecturing you on disinformation LOL

We had a CNC issue. Machine still ran. Parts were good. OEM service tech shows up. Pulls logs. Takes pictures. Can’t fix it on the spot. Bills $1,200 just for the visit. Then quotes $18,000 to “replace a module.” So I do what every shop can do now I look up the fault code.

MattD I've been doing that with our vehicles and home appliances for years now - too easy to lookup parts, buy them online, watch a video online to know how to install them...do it myself, save money. I have tools, I'm "handy", fuck people who try to overcharge me.

🤔

It struck me last night that a state, specifically a major city, is on the verge of anarchy and civil war because a couple of individuals exposed their mass criminal fraud scheme to the world, and they rallied with the criminal equivalent of a child getting caught stealing money

Activist: "Going vegan will save the planet." Farmer: "Going vegan means importing more food from industrial monocultures." Activist: "But local beef uses too much land." Farmer: "That land won't grow anything else." Activist: "Then leave it wild." Farmer: "It was grazed by wild

Protestor FAFO moment: 😌

End Wokeness They wouldn't try it elsewhere.

That's how you sing the national anthem!

🚨🇺🇸 Wait, 56 people died under ICE during the Obama admin?? Was I living under a rock? Cause I don't recall any riots over that back then... Source: spillthetea5507

There is no “ first amendment right to speech and protest at church”. Private property does not equal public forum. There’s breach of peace. Disorderly conduct. Trespassing. Don Lemon is full of shitt.

I know the Bears lost, but this is one of the most insane throws in NFL playoff history.

For everyone’s information, the reason that federal officers can legally override state officials is because the Obama administration sued in court to prove that their immigration rules overrode Arizona’s. And Obama won. So Walz can suck it.