GET THAT OGRE BITCH OFF THE CARRIAGE

I have completely forgotten what the real JD Vance looks like at this point.

“Widdwe me this. I demand money and I demand tanks. And yet aww the whiwe, I nevew say thanks. Who am I?”

I rizzed the Easter bunny and got two baskets‼️🤫🤔🐰 #HappyEaster

It’s a Fortnite kind of day‼️🤫🤔🎮

To all the Mom’s out there you are Rizz Approved‼️🤫🤔 #HappyMothersDay

Fresh cut Fridays‼️ Rizz Approved‼️

His whole presidency is going to be this sequence of events: > Donald Trump does what he was elected to do and is within his power > Random Judge with star wars name says no > Random Judge Smith with 9 generations of history in America says yes

That Aura be Hittin‼️🤫🤔💪🏻🥊

anyone who finds vanilla ice cream “too bland” is a porn addict

On the day of my daughters wedding⁉️🤌🏻

Sleight of Rizz‼️🤫🤔🪄

CBP Homeland Security Chud occupied government

Standing on Rizzness‼️🤫🤔

Scared another little foidling away. Fuck my unlovable piece of norwooded shit incel rapelife. I'm taking the orange robes and going into the wilderness.

POV: You legally changed your name to American Red Cross and now people randomly send you money on PayPal 🙌

BREAKING: Trump says he doesn't want 'Somalians in our country' and that 'their country stinks'