That's a throwback to my bartending days.

Get to know me 1. TW Cullen 2. 6'1" 3. Blue 4. Light brown 5. ♡ Ellie™ ♡ 6. Yes 7. Straight 8. No 9. No 10. Yes 11. Yes 12. Wherever Dallas Cullen is 13. 7 14. Night 15. Dallas Cullen Reply w/ an emoji for the questions

What did I do to earn a sister like mine? -laughs hard-

Apparently now I’m like Tarzan. I could work with that. -laughs-

And that is unusual how? -laughs harder-

No, I’m all good thanks to you shacking up with my best friend. I know too much already -cringes-

Give him a follow

What can I say? I’m a nice guy. Helpful, even -laughs-

#NewProfilePic

I second that. Hard pass.

Day made. It's official.

Exactly. I don't share. End of story.

#NewProfilePic

Have you ever? (Dirty. 🌚) 1- Yes 2- Yes 3- Yes 4- Yes 5- No 6- Yes 7- Yes 8- Yes 9- Yes 10- Yes 11- No 12- Yes 13- Yes 14- Yes 15- Yes 16- Yes 17- Yes 18- Yes 19- No 20- No Drop an emoji and I’ll send you the questions.

Well, damn. -laughs-

My mentions are empty. What the actual fuck? Why have they been deleted?

Without a doubt, Dallas Cullen will be my #wcw, every single week, day and year. Babygirl, It's been 3,599 days since I first called you mine and my love for you has only grown in that time. Here's to another 3,599 and the rest of forever.

-grins and gives @BaconNButtrubs a wave, laughing as I do-

Apparently Twitter is trying to get my attention by sending my mystery notifications that I can't actually find. -laughs-

Just received a notification that it's my 12 year anniversary. Well, fuck me I'm getting old. -laughs-