What a bop. Tenements youtu.be/4uIEAcCFnCc

It's gonna be a SLOBBERKNOCKER

Weve had some ridiculous working titles in our time as a band, but "Africa by Weezer is the Africa by Lynx of Africa cover versions" certainly takes the cake.

One of us is gonna dress up as a grilled cheese and knock utter fuck out the giant taco outside the Argyle Street Taco Bell. #prisonrules #hotrod

Will this culminate in a moustache vs. moustache event?

Music peaked with Calculating Infinity.

If @LessDefined has to eat a hat, we are more than happy to donate one of our beanies. Jack The Jobber Cultaholic Wrestling tenements.bigcartel.com

Tfw when the new Tenements single drops in 9 days

Really proud to be part of a scene of bands built on friendship and patter. Every band we're playing with on tour are not only crazy talented, but a collection of all round sound people. Come check out what each band has to offer. Its not about competition, its about community.

2020 goals: convince Chris Jericho (Social Media Team Managed) to let us play his next cruise.

10 years. 10 fuckin years. We're old.

Slipknot, but with Ben Weinman on guitar.

Here, do people actual tan cereal with water in it?

"30 divided by 5 is 2 isn't it?" - Darren Coles

TOMORROW / thinktankunderground / @TENEMENTSGLA & @HOLDINGOUTUK 💀👑🖤 @ Think Tank? Underground instagram.com/p/BxezMyDAaYn/…

Added to this show last minute this Saturday in Glasgow for a great cause. We're on at 3pm.

Back in Glasgow sooner than expected. Get down for a good cause. ❤

Playing Think Tank? tonight and dreaming of Cultaholic Wrestling showing up. Surely Jack The Jobber and @LessDefined are up for a polite Thursday night half and a headbang.

We are sorry.