The Telton Herald
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14-06-2022 12:38:54
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Ahead of the new edition released this evening. Field reporter Ben Chworma has been talking to locals, and has discovered a sharp spike in the sales of candle and incense sticks around the village. Telton F.C
BREAKING NEWS: Ahead of the upcoming preseason, Telton F.C grounds team have opted for an unusual aesthetic for the pitch mowing, having cut a 5-pointed star into the centre circle. A spokesperson from the club has assured us it is in no way linked to earlier cult rumours...