Once again, don’t forget to carry your sunscreen when you go for manicures & pedicures.

Slather it on before they place your hands & feet in those nail lamps. They emit UV rays which can result in hyperpigmentation, early onset wrinkles & increase the risks of skin cancer.

Sometimes you don’t even need any additional skincare products, you probably have really good products that’ll benefit your skin and you’re just using them wrongly.

Fear mongering in the skincare community is not spoken about enough.
So many baseless claims are being parroted by charlatans.

What do you mean the reason you have acne is that you leave your toilet seat open in the shower?

Acne? The chronic, complex, multi factorial disease?

Those jelly, jiggly under eye masks don’t do anything.

For me, it’s self-preservation.

If you cheat on me, leaving you is the only way I can ever be 100% sure you’ll never hurt me again.

Watching medical shows is funny. I giggle when they say a medical term they don’t expect non medics to understand and in the same breath, explain it in lay terms.

“She has a cardiac tamponade. Blood is pooling in her heart wall, suffocating her heart.'

🤭

Mind you, it’s the sperm that determines sex
But somehow SHE has to ✨give✨ him the son

If we put men’s brains in birds… they would crawl.

During a review the other day, my client said Isntree Hyaluronic Acid Sun Gel is the best sunscreen she has ever used.

I was like, twinssssss 😫😭❤️❤️

Disgusting.

I would have fell on my hands and knees and cried

There isn’t a better definition of ‘delulu’ than millennials and their unwillingness to accept that they actually look their age.

I’ve never eaten banana bread. Maybe I’m not curious enough