How do guys keep their nails so short all the time? Like do they cut them daily? What’s happening here.

“If snapchat were a song it’d be one kiss by dua lipa” - the one and only katie epes

CAN WE TALK ABOUT JOHN FROM THE BACHELORETTE - I've decided he's my perfect man

THIS. IS. WHAT. IM. HERE. FOR. x.com/BacheloretteAB…

you're naive if you didnt think jordan and david are going to get a two on one at some point its a classic #bachelorettemove

why is it that i feel the need to watch romcoms when i am alone, eating chips, also eating ice cream, and on my period?

What is soap? How does it work? Why does it clean things? Sos this needs to be figured out soon.

john for the next bachelor 2k18

john from the bachelorette - hey hmu becca sucks anyway

I’ve decided to invent a memory device for when you tell people you’re going to do something but then you end up not doing it. It’ll just erase the other persons memory so you don’t feel like a failure anymore 👍🚮

“They’re instagram famous. They can’t be murderers” - me

Me to me: I have a thing for Canadian guys but I think it’s just for the free health care

WILLS YOU CAN MARRY ME

I have two personalities. One you can see via my Instagram. The other via snapchat. I bet you can guess which is more fun.

Enter The True Religion x Post Malone's 'Posty Fest' Sweepstakes shr2me.com/share.aspx?pro… I’m not even a little bit sorry.

So this world is clearly a rotten horrible place because the greatest person in the entire universe got denied his DESTINY tonight. Christian Hubicki as Whitney Houston once said “I will always love you”

Just entered to win! app.hive.co/l/kpxbj #SorryNotSorry

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