#TeamGodzilla

..... The monkey has been taking his vitamins, it seems.

So.... Been hibernating. I'm sure they totally nailed the last season of Game of Thrones, right? Godzilla, King Of The Monsters won't talk about it. I can only assume he's just trying to avoid spoiling it for me, right?

Everybody relax. Godzilla, King Of The Monsters just needs a extra few days until his XXXXXXL size order of aspirin arrives. Even he sometimes feels it after he gets punched in the head a few dozen times.

If the new Godzilla doesn't pay homage the time that big 🦍 tried to shove a tree down Godzilla, King Of The Monsters throat we will be seriously disappointed. I mean.. What kind of move was that, even? #lame

Waiting on March 31st...

Oh, thanks for nothing for getting me hooked on WandaVision WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!

It usually doesn't get this cold on monster island. What the heck is going on?

So... This is the anniversary of the day I stole Godzilla, King Of The Monsters gPhone 5 and made this account. #MyTwitterAnniversary

Great. Gabara was bad enough. Now I gotta worry about Armie Hammer?

Hmmmmm....

.......Minira

Something something MOVIE COMING SOON something something...

Exclusive Interview with Godzilla, Star of Godzilla vs. Kong youtu.be/IFnBidIcMhc

Snyder Cut blah blah blah. What we really need is to #ContinueTheMonsterverse At least this was super entertaining and didn't take 4 hours.

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! Godzilla, King Of The Monsters grounded me a day later #MyTwitterAnniversary

Uh oh... Godzilla, King Of The Monsters slashfilm.com/883337/season-…

It is with a heavy heart that I must inform those who may not be aware, the man behind Godzilla, King Of The Monsters recently passed away. He was a friend whom I met in person far too infrequently. For that, I am very sorry. My deepest condolences to his family.