Me dusting off all of my old wizards gear for next season

These are the threads that we deserve next year. Washington Wizards are back up.

Because they HATE you. Thats why.

This 👇🏼

Actual footage of me at BAAC circa 2006

More footage of me at the BAAC pick up leagues circa 2006

This is literally what happens when a person hits a deer on prospect mill road every morning at 6am

Mayo for Skenes straight up. Who says no ?

If Kayla Klingensmith 💋 wins I’ll shotgun a black cherry white claw and chase it with a shot of pink Whitney. #SmackDown

Once again more footage of me at BAAC pickup leagues circa 2007

Tom: I just really like that Bateman kid and I think you’re gonna be a great fit in Baltimore

If Kiana catches the dub inside the chamber… I’ll run it back…two shots of pink Whitney and shotgun two back cherry white claws. Bet. #wwechamber Kayla Klingensmith 💋

AJ Lee has always had incredible hamstrings. Sorry…It’s the personal trainer in me. #wwechamber

It’s been awesome watching Kayla Klingensmith 💋 over the past month. Homegirl has proven that she can run with the big dogs. Time to strap a rocket on her and shoot her to the moon cause there’s nowhere to go but up. #WWERaw #SmackDown

Tyler Reddick is definitely on steroids

•Ravens •Ravens •Ravens •Ravens

Me: I watch NASCAR for the plot… The plot:

This is probably a much better option considering giants fans will be seeing this face more than anything else