If this southwest pilot tells us to use “the potty” again and doesn’t just fly this bitch I’m gonna lose it.

I hate when I get into an Uber and I can tell the driver has been ripping ass between every rider.

I do love a good period piece

Yo honestly just give me wired headphones. I cannot stand messing with Bluetooth connection

How come I always see fire trucks but never any fires? For real I think I’ve only seen like five house fires ever and I see more than five fire trucks daily.

Society has moved past adding tomatoes to every sandwich. It’s time to ditch the tomato.

This site is out of control man

Dawg is so zesty lmaoooo

My real ass advice to my younger self would be never start smoking man. Shit sucks.

Just saw a man wearing a t shirt that said “I’d rather be at sky zone trampoline park”. Me too brother.

Permission to call the jury “chat,” your honor?

Skill issue bro

Yall really want to make America great again? Bring back smoking in the workplace

I truly believe the Rizzler is living the best life in America right now. Just living on vibes and collecting checks.

The fact that the first line in Ether is “fuck Jay z” still hits so hard man. He wanted no confusion lmaoooo

“I put the piano on my back like Andre” - Pusha T in the future probably

As a former cocaine man myself I’ll say that while Macron was being shady - that looks like no bag of cocaine I ever saw.

I have one obvious note. They’re green.

It’s easily answered if you actually care

Honestly I’m not seeing it. Yall are just being overly sensitive damn.