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Ted Bear

@ted__bear

People say I'm a wise bear, but I'm modest. I try to be right, although some say I'm a fusspot.

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calendar_today31-10-2011 17:04:45

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This is so exciting. Mummy has worked so hard and now she's going to follow me into the literary world. She'd be thrilled if you ordered it - and maybe even read it. But don't forget to read mine first: My Hundred Favourite Spreadsheets, by Ted Bear.

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I took the battery out of our doorbell and then scattered a line of peas outside the front door. BUT I STILL DIDN'T WIN THE NO BELL PEAS PRIZE!

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BBC News - ‘I nearly died drinking a ginger beer – my school’s EpiPen saved my life’ bbc.com/news/articles/…

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Woooo! Spooky! Clever Mummy. And she wouldn't even let me be her ghost writer. 👻🐻🤣 She'd be very pleased if you bought a copy and even more so if you read it. That's the spirit! 👻😄

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Spookeroonies! It's Hallowe'en. And to get you in the mood (or should I say spirit?), here's a tale about messages from beyond the grave. And it's written by MY MUMMY! It would be lovely if you would like to order a copy of her very first book in advance. unbound.com/books/with-lov…

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Hello everybody. I'm proud to announce that I have written my first book. It took me a long time to write. I got through a whole Mars bar while writing it. I hope you like it and want to buy it.

Hello everybody. I'm proud to announce that I have written my first book. It took me a long time to write. I got through a whole Mars bar while writing it. I hope you like it and want to buy it.
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I've had a jolly fun first day in my new job - Air Traffic Control. There were all sorts of buttons to press, and at one stage I accidentally pulled out the wrong plug. Still, I don't think anyone noticed. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

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I enjoyed my first day as a cleaner at Vodafone. Only trouble was there were so many electrical things that I had to unplug one so I could use the vacuum cleaner. Apparently, I don't need to come back tomorrow - I must have done such a good job that it doesn't need cleaning yet.