Working out how to make sure I get my 'five a day'. To start with I just need to get cheeseburgers reclassified as a vegetable...

I love Danny Trejo but Bullett is one of the dumbest geri-action films ever - and the emerging geri-action genre has some very dumb films.

You want to feature my fine art photography in a new art catalogue book thing? And its only going to cost me 500 euros? Bargain... :P

Its the evening for tempting offers tonight. Message on m_mayhem saying to put my MM login details in to some random website for a reward!

I came to an understanding with reality a long time ago. I don't like it and it doesn't like me.

Inadvertently recorded my voice while shooting some video last weekend - I'd forgotten how stupid my voice sounds.

NSFW: New art nude shot of me by Dan Hubbert with makeup by @TanyaMcGeever xxx

NSFW: Another naughty naked shot from my shoot with Dan Hubbert. Make up: @TanyaMcGeever xxx

Rose quartz. Photographed by Dan Hubbert #model #muse #photographer #nude

Made a new Tumblr blog for sharing my NSFW pictures: danielhubbertphotography.tumblr.com

Who else is on Tumblr for me to follow?

Going to be fairly broke in September - anyone fancy doing a test shoot with me?

Dear annoying headache, please fuck off. Yours sincerely, me.

On rail replacement bus service - bus driver is lost...

Hmm - seem to have managed to cut myself twice with the potato peeler. Surprisingly dangerous things, if you're a dumbass.

I've made a Patreon account to post my new work too. It has a subscription system, but its free of nipple censorship: ow.ly/Gfpiy

This is the other blog entry on my new Patreon account, more new work to follow soon: ow.ly/GfpuM

Found a recipe for leek and potato miso soup. Made it. It's very nice.

It's reached that stage of the evening where despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage.

Eating giant chocolate buttons and listening to music too loud. Presumably at some point I'll grow up, but not today...