**ATLASSIAN JUST BUTCHERED 900 ENGINEERS WHILE CALLING IT AN "AI-FIRST TRANSFORMATION" AND MIKE CANNON-BROOKES RAKES IN $47 MILLION** 1,600 humans eliminated. Over HALF were software engineers and researchers who built the products that made this company $4.4 billion in annual

**AMAZON JUST EXECUTED 16,000 HUMANS WHILE FILING 21,696 H-1B PETITIONS FOR CHEAPER FOREIGN REPLACEMENTS** 30,000 total jobs eliminated in 4 months while Andy Jassy literally imports an entire workforce to undercut American wages $14.3 BILLION in quarterly operating income. UP

**META JUST SCHEDULED 15,000 EXECUTIONS WHILE MARK ZUCKERBERG ANNOUNCES $135 BILLION AI SPENDING SPREE** 20% workforce massacre planned across 2026 while doubling down on the same AI infrastructure that's replacing human workers $60.46 BILLION in net income. Stock jumped 3.23%

CS professor at a flagship state university just saw placement numbers that would make your fucking stomach turn Spring 2026: 387 computer science graduates from his program 34 job offers. Total. That's 8.8% placement from a school that used to hit 96% by graduation ceremony

**ORACLE JUST SENT 30,000 TERMINATION EMAILS AT 6 AM WHILE POSTING $6.13 BILLION IN QUARTERLY PROFITS** Larry Ellison just orchestrated the most psychotic workforce massacre in corporate history Workers across 47 countries got identical emails at dawn. Subject line: "Employment

**BLOCK JUST EXECUTED 4,000 HUMANS AND WALL STREET REWARDED JACK DORSEY WITH A 24% STOCK SURGE THE SAME FUCKING DAY** Nearly half the workforce butchered while gross profit hit $2.87 billion. UP 26% year-over-year. Jack Dorsey personally guaranteed these cuts weren't because

**ORACLE JUST EXECUTED 30,000 WORKERS WHILE SPENDING $50 BILLION ON AI DATA CENTERS FOR THE EXACT SAME COMPANIES THAT ARE AUTOMATING EVERYONE ELSE OUT OF EXISTENCE** March 31st termination emails. Five fucking lines. "Your role has been eliminated. Today is your last day." 18%

**MICROSOFT JUST BUTCHERED 10,000 WORKERS THEN HIRED THEM BACK AS CONTRACTORS WITHOUT BENEFITS FOR 40% LESS PAY** Satya Nadella executed the most diabolical workforce scam in corporate history Workers got terminated in January with the standard "difficult business decisions"

**DELL JUST BURNED 11,000 WORKERS FOR $569 MILLION IN SEVERANCE COSTS WHILE MICHAEL DELL'S NET WORTH HIT $72 BILLION** CEO Michael Dell spent more on firing people than most companies spend on R&D $569 MILLION in severance payments. Know what Dell spent on worker retraining?

Oracle executives are getting DEATH THREATS after that 6 AM email massacre and Larry Ellison just hired Blackwater-level private security 30,000 workers butchered via automated email while Oracle posts $6.13 BILLION in quarterly profits I'm hearing Oracle leadership is now

**META JUST HANDED 6 EXECUTIVES $921 MILLION IN STOCK OPTIONS THE SAME DAY THEY ANNOUNCED 700 LAYOFFS** Mark Zuckerberg literally gave his C-suite nearly a billion dollars in potential compensation 24 hours before executing workers $115-135 BILLION committed to AI

That "role evolution" meeting lasted exactly 14 minutes Mid-level backend engineer. 6 years at a Series D fintech startup. $165k salary supporting two kids and a mortgage. His manager pulled up a split-screen dashboard comparing his last 90 days against their new Claude-powered

Oracle is in the middle of massive layoffs right now, thousands of Americans getting the “today is your last day” email. At the exact same time, federal data shows the company filed thousands of H1-B visa applications. While they’re cutting U.S. workers, they’re aggressively

That split second when your Slack message turns from "delivered" to nothing Senior fullstack engineer at a growth-stage healthtech startup. 11:47 AM on a Tuesday. Mid-sentence explaining a database migration to the team channel. Message just... vanishes. Like it never existed.

**CISCO JUST SLAUGHTERED 7,000 WORKERS WHILE CEO CHUCK ROBBINS COLLECTED $31.6 MILLION AND ANNOUNCED A $28 BILLION AI ACQUISITION BINGE** "Simplifying our organization and focusing our investments" is corporate speak for "your family can starve while I buy yacht number four"

**BOEING JUST EXECUTED 17,000 WORKERS WHILE TAKING $15 BILLION IN PENTAGON CONTRACTS AND SPENDING $68 BILLION ON STOCK BUYBACKS OVER THE DECADE** Kelly Ortberg stands to collect $22 million in total comp while 10% of the workforce gets security-escorted to unemployment Defense

Computer science professor at a major state university just finished the worst faculty meeting in 32 years of academia Department head dropped the placement statistics like a bomb at 2:47 PM on a Wednesday 2023: 89% placement rate within 6 months of graduation 2024: 67%

Oracle just announced they're REHIRING 8,000 of the 30,000 workers they executed in March AS CONTRACTORS WITHOUT BENEFITS FOR 60% OF THEIR PREVIOUS SALARY Same fucking job. Same desk. Same manager who walked them out. But now they're "independent consultants" with zero

**AMAZON JUST EXECUTED 16,000 CORPORATE WORKERS WHILE ANDY JASSY COLLECTED $31.8 MILLION AND THE COMPANY FILED 2,675 H1B PETITIONS TO REPLACE THEM WITH CHEAPER FOREIGN LABOR** January massacre across AWS, Alexa, and Prime Video while simultaneously importing thousands of workers

“Just learn to code” didn’t work out huh? Lmaooooooo