Jose Canseco: Had a 40/40 season on steroids. Darryl Strawberry: Had a 39/36 season while coked to the gills and fucking people between at-bats. Advantage: Strawberry

Them: “The athleticism in today’s NBA would be too much for the players of the 80s and 90s.” Me: “Well, here’s our best player. Who’s yours?”

Our starting gold-tender tonight sporting some shiny new pads at morning skate in Nashville. #mnwild

Brody did an unreal job making this a pretty sweet batting cage for the girls to use…he’s also been a huge help to me in my 1st few years coaching! Thanks Mike! Mike Brodhagen 🔥🥎

Never forget the time Michael Jordan swished a free throw with his eyes shut in a fucking league game just because he could. “Hey, Mutombo. This one’s for you, baby.”

If you’re under 30 and think LeBron James is better than Michael Jordan, you need some coaching. If you’re over 30 and think LeBron James is better than Michael Jordan, you’re just fucking stupid.

Best third pick in the history of picking things.

Michael Jordan at Wrigley Field lacing an RBI double down the line with Harry Caray on the call. Let’s all just take a moment today to appreciate this is a real thing that actually happened.

"That was my guy I had to take care of" 🗣 The 🌸 on protecting the fellas last night vs. STL. #mnwild

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Greatest Athletes of All Time

My man really took a 115.8-mph liner from Vlad Jr. right off the face 😅

Bobby Knight said Michael Jordan was the best basketball player he ever saw before he played in the NBA. This is his rookie season.

During the 2002-03 season, Michael Jordan played in all 82 games and averaged 37 minutes a game. He was 40. It’s embarrassing the NBA now has to threaten teams with fines to play their best players every night.

Michael Jordan’s record in the last 26 NBA playoff series of his career: 25-1

In the ENTIRE history of the NBA, there's only been 1-player who's accomplished all 7 of these things in the same season: 👀 NBA Championship 🏆 NBA Finals MVP Regular Season MVP 1st Team All-NBA 1st Team All-Defense Scoring Title Lead the Playoffs in Scoring And he did it 4

I can watch Michael Jordan shoot midrange jumpers all day 😮‍💨

These are the players in the ENTIRE history of the NBA that have averaged 40 PPG or more in a playoff series, more than once: 👀 Michael Jordan - 1986, 1988, 1990, 1992, 1993 🏀 That's it... that's the end of the list. 🐐

I absolutely assure you this thing went places that are best not discussed.

34 years ago today.