When is Chelsea getting its usual penalty? They have most penalties this seasons #AVLCHE

Sent him to the corner shop for some chips and coke. #STOvLEI #iamastormer #dhldelivers #VodacomTurns30 #URC

Arsenal will get at least 5 goals here. #MUNBUR

In times like these, I wish I was FitMasi. Last week or a week before she ran from EC to Cape Town. Someone like that doesn’t need a car. Now we are paying for our laziness.

That treadmill run! Every step felt like I was being chased by demons and a horrible cardiovascular system. i think i coughed up pieces of my lungs, my calves felt like satan sent an army of pitchfork wielding tikoloshes to attack me. How do you guys do this?

That’s when you know it’s real. During the week, you distract yourself with preparations. That moment and when everyone has left are really painful.

Look at other kids Kaizer Chiefs

One thing about uBaba he is decisive. Wrong or right. During his presidency, he’ll have a bad dream about a minister and call a press conference at 11 p.m. Reshuffle the whole thing while in his Mickey Mouse pajamas. ANC NEC will be crying about how they didn't know as well.

I bet many Afrikaner parents are on that project Schalk Burger the moment they found out they’re having a baby boy. There’s no way it’s genetics that make these boys this huge. They’ll be 13 yet look like they’re ready for springboks.

Xhosa women use 'Rha' when they want to summon Satan and all his demons into this realm. Once you hear that 'Rha', you just need to make sure you invoke the blood of Jesus. Only pain, death and despair can follow a Xhosa woman's 'Rha'

We doing chest today and shoulders 🏋🏽‍♀️🏋🏽‍♀️🏋🏽‍♀️

IDjan need to have a meeting. We need to stop these voice notes 😂😂😂

Hence I once said white men don’t cheat, they have affairs with full benefits as wifey. They really love the other woman, it’s not just lust. Markus Jooste left his side R60m, which included R42m in cash. Wife? R78k with 2 policies and a retirement annuity worth less than R3m

Life without a trust fund is HARD Yho!

I’m going back to sleep. I’ll try again tomorrow.

Document EVERYTHING. Even if it’s verbal, follow up with an email. That you share jokes with someone around the office doesn’t mean they’ll hesitate to throw you under the bus when there’s trouble. “As per our conversation, please confirm.” email

We are tired of being told to look at our keyboard.