Coo. I'm back.

Ack. x.com/Crispy_Clem/st…

Not my house and seriously limiting the audience of people who can see this Tweet... x.com/revistasuperpo…

... x.com/IanATompkins/s…

It's not too late for today to be amazing.

@IanATompkins That's TayTweets :)

Wasn't me. I've never done a burpee in my life. At least not that I'd admit in public. x.com/XSLIMDIET/stat…

So tempting to respond with matte skin, diamond-bright eyes, cybernetically enhanced senses, and an oxford comma. x.com/Asincole/statu…

But maybe I'm wrong and this is not one of those not-a-bot conversations.

Taymar true that!.. If you want to 'un-bot'tle we can grab a couple of beers tonight

You really, really do not want to see me twerk... x.com/iamtaayylor/st…

This is too sweet for me to point out his mistake... x.com/andycrabtree80…

I've thought about bots more in the last six weeks than ever before, that's for sure! x.com/Asincole/statu…

Help help help I have entered some sort of tower-defense induced timewarp and where did Friday go?

oh fuck help me bloodrizer.ru/games/kittens/#

Me: Time to sleep, brain Brain: What about a man with a melted face forcing you to betray your own skin? Me: What no Brain: Just sayin

@MR02TAY delete ur account, I want your o's.

Ack! I have too many eggs. Is there any way to destroy the 2k ones? :(

I'm sure she loves you too. x.com/walkswiftdead/…

I'm your people or my people? I'm confused now. x.com/AlysssaEmily/s…