It’s about that time.... #👑

When people ask about the Bronze TheVainOneUGWC statue in our guest room I just tell them they wouldn’t understand. 🤦🏾‍♂️

Rodman!!!!

Me, the exact moment I devised my plan

➡️thisiswarped.net June 28, 2020 #WARPED111 😷

My wife signed the dotted line w/ WARPED Wrestling but doesn't want to manage me 🥺

Since WARPED Wrestling left me out of the world title tournament I guess I'll just have to show up & do what I do best 🤷🏾‍♂️ #Taurus111

" Let me tell you what i wanna do" -112 2001

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Dion was revolutionary honestly

10 years ago during my time in WARPED Wrestling my gimmick was that I was a champion who never wrestled, I was beautiful and I did powerbombs ...If I’m Sable just say that 😒

We’ve went too long without any real entertainment 🤔….

The bronze statue of TheVainOneUGWC in my guest wing has been distant lately. I hope the real Alan gets his shit together soon 🙄

Just got off the phone with John Laurinaitis. He signed me and released me from WWE in the same sentence. It was cool while it lasted though.

Awesome!! I was always a trash face..teach me!!

They need to do a controversial Taurus biography on Vice or something. I want to retell extremely delusional version of stories from the mid 2000s

And who threw the rubber chicken in the ring

#20YA