Ffs Royal Mail all I want to do is trace my parcel not play click on the terrible quality image for 10 mins because I can’t tell what the hell they are!

Last October my husband said he was leaving. My creativity pretty much dried up as I went into self preservation mode. This weekend I dusted off the sewing machine and made a dress

UK GOV - 2016-2019 - don’t listen to those ‘so-called’ experts. You the, British public, know best. UK GOV - 2020 - why the hell aren’t you listening to the experts?

Watching Johnson. This is despicable. Parents all over this country have abided by the lockdown rules, even while ill themselves. Hundreds of thousands managed toddlers while shut up inside cramped accommodation, purely for the common good AS THE GOVERNMENT TOLD THEM TO DO.

Exactly this.

It wasn’t up for long, but 👏👏👏

When you find out who it was, let us know. I want to give them a year’s salary.

Well I never thought the person to bring the country back together after Brexit would be #DominicCummings

I’m worried my vagina has stopped working, imma drive to my boyfriend’s house just to check #cumgate

The Chancellor doing silver linings here, like a total pro. 50,000+ dead. BUT cheeky Nandos. The economy has been screwed more than Ron Jeremy. BUT cheeky Nandos. Your govt are a bunch of dissembling, shameless cuntpuffins. BUT cheeky Nandos. (NB. I do actually like Nandos.)

Breonna Taylor should be celebrating her birthday today. Let's honor her life today, and every day and continue to call for #JusticeforBre. She was essential and her family needed her. Mayor Craig Greenberg, fire the officers now! Dial Fischer at 844-298-2731.

Lockdown 2020, where my keyboard became a battle ground. I lost #HoldStill2020

Went to @superbowl_uk this weekend. The lane kept glitching and we had to abandon the game. Trying to get a refund but being totally ignored. Awful customer service!

Can remote working lead to less loyalty from employees? #workingfromhome #modernworkplace

Excuse me Ask PlayStation but how am I exactly meant to get help when this happens every.single.time!!

How about making it conditional with locating any offices outside of London if you really care about levelling up 🙄 bbc.co.uk/news/business-…

Who remembers the good old days when the public got to elect the prime minister #GeneralElectionNow

Rishi Sunak and the Cabinet of Fuckwittery

I wonder if they wore a disguise?

When Love Ninja has totally ear wormed you and you have to try and convince people it’s an actual thing The Goldbergs