Why is Dec wearing Vernon Kay’s jacket? #ImACeleb

What a disgusting individual my MP is. Conservatives need to weed people with these opinions out, nevermind sacking the workplace bully Priti Patel.

Covid at least wasn’t of their making.

Ha. Well I laughed, anyway.

Oh dear

Well this aged well.

Never liked oven ready stuff.

Is there a more useless bank than TSB ? Anybody want to recommend one of the online banks? Time to move on, especially now the local branch is closing.

So TSB have put a stop on my card, a week before Christmas, and can’t lift it, instead they blame Visa, but nobody tells me anything until I spend nearly an hour on the phone. Metro Bank Help how do I open an account with you in London?

Fucksake.

Well this isn’t really fucking weird.

Seems that Julie Marson forgot to take her iPhone away with her on her Xmas break as she’s vanished without a trace exactly when her constituents need her most.

This has fully sent me

So many ‘clown interior’ gags for the taking here. #granddesigns

A lawyer using Zoom had to let a judge know that he wasn’t a cat after inadvertently activating a face filter

Hello Tesco - I’ve just taken a chunk out of a tooth as a packet of sultanas from you had a stone in it. What’s the Tesco policy on that?

Priti Patel is entirely, universally, all-encompassingly clueless. She is not on top of her brief, she is not competent to run a compassionate Home Office. She is a disaster.

If you’re wondering what that strange smell is this morning, it’s gammon cooking having seen ‘that’ interview.

Hahahahhahahahahahaha. I might start asking my staff which way they voted, and then beat them up if I don’t like the reply. Thanks for the idea.