We’re stoked to announce our first show will be June 28th in Collegeville, PA! Come rock out with us then sing your heart out to all your favorite emo songs during an emo night DJ set. This one’s free entry, so bring all the homies.

My life long research project has come to an end. I have come to the undeniable conclusion that Mugman fucking stinks and Cuphead is an elite chad capable of humbling Goku even in his strongest form.

Got me bricked up on a Friday morning 😤

He's coming....

Got this bad boi about a week ago. Moving on to ALL LEVELS Crash 1 hitless youtube.com/watch?v=UCaQdw…

I’m using voice to text so don’t judge me no stream today cause I’m gonna go flash my tits on the log flume. I’ll be back tomorrow night for crash all levels hitless wow that is a cool looking bird. I wish you guys could see this. I just saw, anyway see ya

So excited to announce our new single “The Revelry” drops August 14th on Heading East Records! We’re really proud of how this song turned out and can’t wait for you all to hear it.

Speak yo shit

Doing a lil IRL stream with these nerds twitch.tv/Tarkonix

Hear me out...

Sometimes a little luck goes a long way. These are the top 3 most "improbable runs" that ended up hitless. ------------------------------------------ "Improbable" being any combination of - High "Hit PB's" - Short "Distance PB's" - Low "Days Ran" - High difficulty run

Moving tonight's stream to tomorrow night instead. Just took a long ass nap and I am a straight up zombie right now. So you get Mondaykonix as a treat. See ya then ya beautiful angels

✔️ HITLESS + DAMAGELESS ✔️ 105% ✔️ Glitchless That's a wrap for the hardest Crash 1 run on Team Hitless. One of the hardest runs I've done...certainly the longest. youtube.com/watch?v=FWfGRH…

Getting shloshed on Thanksgiving Eve so I'll be moving Wednesday night stream to tonight! Maybe we'll get a Dark Souls run 👀

Tarkonix?! A SOULS RUNNER?! The deed is done. Loved this one. I'll be back, Dark Souls... youtube.com/watch?v=YprKbf…

Hella check'd up. We did it y'all. Thank you for everything 💕

Our new song “Wayside” is out now! Streaming everywhere you listen to music. The music video is now live on YouTube. A huge shout out to Chris Newhard for directing and doing an amazing job with this one. Links to stream and watch in our bio.