The whole internet knows it's a Matrix, which is why I never give a real answer to this security question. (and most others). ALSO, CAR MAY BE DEAD, THANKS FOR RUBBING IT IN

A diaper being "UP TO 100% leak-proof" is such a meaningless statement.

"Don't put blueberries down your diaper."

Deleted 1Tb of "recycling bin" files from my NAS the other day. Whoops. It's only got like 4TB to begin with.

I miss the days when I could Google a word like "chociatto" and not be autocorrected at every possible stage.

Well this is the dumbest email I've gotten in awhile. @linkedin

I (right) will never be this cool again

Got back from a 4-week vacation. I'd turned off my APC UPS (But left it plugged in) because I thought it'd be better for longevity. Everything plugged in to it was also off, but I guess there was a parasitic load. The UPS is totally dead. Expensive lesson learned.

Help! For the app darktable.org , how can I get "lighttable"'s camera specific style to also appear in the "darkroom" view?

Imagine these price tags dynamically increasing as you walk past

Hey Sandman Hotel Group vacuum your rooms better when a crib request is made. My 9-month old daughter nearly ate this mystery pill. This could have gone very, very badly.

I'm doing a pseudo-HDR effect for my vacation scrapbook by cutting apart printed photos at different exposures and gluing them together. Sure, Lightroom can do it way better, but this is more fun, and adds real 3D depth.

I just did the dumbest thing of my career to prove a much more serious point I hacked ChatGPT and Google and made them tell other users I’m really, really good at eating hot dogs People are using this trick on a massive scale to make AI tell you lies. I'll explain how I did it

Google Docs doesn't support .webp? dumb.

ahahaha, no shit I don't have 42 terabytes.

Those glorious bastards at Adobe Video finally did it: A checkbox to dismiss this dialogue box forever. Now I can finally retire this #AHK script that's been looping every 100 ms for the past 10 years.