"Twitter is like a zoo; the primates throw shit at you, the reptiles are creepy and don't feed the drama llamas." - Tao of Deadpool, p.6

“Don’t piss in B’s cornflakes.” #TaoOfDeadpool, appendix

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#TaoOfDeadpool Every generation does their best to create a better world for the next generation. Every new generation thinks the previous generation fucked something up. So, what are YOU fucking up today? Tao of Deadpool, p 28

#TaoOfDeadpool For people who look toward actors to be their political and moral compass; They live and work in fantasy land! An actor may sell movie tickets, but that doesn’t make their views more valid than any other person. Stop being a drone and think on your own!

Anyone not a celebrity or a career politician is ok in my book.

Well, the day I was born, the universe got it’s first gray hair. And hemorrhoids. If you have a telescope, you can see them in orbit around Uranus.

The Universe loves people like us. 😂

Is that an option with the latest release of iOS? I need to read those TOS closer....

#TaoOfDeadpool Illustrated Edition

I predict... that just as many people will actually boycott Walmart as actually stormed Area 51. Walmartians are a breed, they aren’t a choice.

“Bacon makes the world better.” - Tao Of Deadpool, introduction

“Prove yourself worthy of a considered and sincere apology by being gracious enough to accept it. Otherwise, you are the lesser person, no matter the wrong done to you.” #TaoOfDeadpool p.6

Truth

All of you people sounding off on Gal Gadot as Cleopatra should just step back and STFU. She’s perfectly cast for the role, most of you don’t know shit about history or ancient cultures and think you KNOW things about dynastic Egypt when you, in fact, don’t know shit.

I found your lizard! Now, gimme some tacos! #FoundThatLizard

Tennyson may have been right, but that doesn’t stop it hurting like a bitch. #TaoOfDeadpool

It’s not the easiest thing to admit, but I’m feeling kinda heart sick ATM.

Whelp, I’m over that now!