i was raised on silk shirt rnb so all that incel shit never hit for me, i believe in beggin for the pussy. outside in the rain, crying, throwing up, just for a sniff. thats your role as a man

Waiting to surprise someone I met at the store the other day

why am i like this

i was trying to write a joke about not having hope but i gave up on it

WNBA probably the most relatable American sport. It’s a full time highly competitive job that still doesn’t pay enough to buy a house

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me, 105% likely to die alone, reading the newest polyamory piece: oh, how sad for him

Follow the clues

lines are so lucky..... getting toed all the time

i just got new bluetooth headphones that say 'connected' in the sluttiest little voice. i love them so much

If capitalism in decay leads to overt fascism (it does), then what role do you think liberals (who are committed capitalists) are playing in this transition? If you're not sure, a cursory glance at the past 50 years should provide you with a definitive answer.

Insane article about PFAS. Each sentence is in and of itself terrifying but I think my favorite is 'a doctor told him that his levels of one PFAS were so high, they had hit the maximum the test could reliably report—2,000 micrograms per liter.' Hrh errgghh
theatlantic.com/science/archiv…

Is it a crush or is he the first guy you met while the sun was out?

Iran... the Middle East... war... economics... it's all connected. -Don

is it an intrusive thought or is it a crush?

Rawdogging this record store right now (no septum piercing)

i wish i could download a car

oj simpson probably had undiagnosed adhd

ypu guys should stop using chat gpt and hire me to write your plagiarized garbage. i'll do a marginally better job

my life has no meaning. time to log on to twitter dot com