Bad decisions aren't bad if they make for good stories the next day.

Whoever said "nothing tastes as good as skinny feels" obviously hasn't ever eaten a taco.

If my mom can't find it, nobody can find it.

"I'm 14 and my boyfriend is 40, is that bad?" ''You spelled dad wrong."

Sure you can use my computer. Just give me a second to clear my history.

We all had or have dreams of playing at the pro level of our best sport.

I will push down the garbage for days before I'll take it outside.

Pressing the handicap buttons cause you're too lazy to open the door yourself.

#dying #bored #foreveralone

Hackedd(: hahaha owned tanna!!

"Twitter is stupid!" *one month later* "DUDE, I can't stop tweeting!" Who remembers saying this??

Wut u doin babe @RonnieeAnnn

Your a little dumbie :p