what if we kissed on the Donkey Kong Country Mine Cart Carnage ride

my toxic trait is believing that i could fix the Squonk #SquonkbrosUnite

Tonight I am tired, so I watch "Evil Dead Rise".

tanner gillman, professional screenwriter:

Joe Johnston is so cool

super excited for Guy Ritchie’s “The Gentlemen” series (it was my favorite movie of 2019) but as long as we’re getting Colin Farrell in Penguin-esque roles, i need a spin-off series of his Coach character more than i need most things in life plz Daddy Ritchie 😩😩😩🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻💦💦💦

Sad now more than ever that people slept on the new Mission Impossible, where Tom Cruise is told that total AI control over finance and culture is inevitable and the only way to avoid being left behind is to influence it ourselves and his response is “nah I’m just gonna kill it”

Chris Stuckmann: as i pivot my career into becoming a director, i’m going to be incredibly transparent with you guys that i may approach reviews more delicately for that specific reason. i also just disagree with attacking filmmakers on a personal basis comments: DISHONEST HACK

can't wait for the eventual "Falsely Advertised WonkaLand" corporate product biopic four years from now starring Paul Dano as discount Wonka that is nominated for every Oscar and wins none

Vampire weaknesses: crosses, garlic, wooden stakes, mirrors, holy water, being invited in properly, sunlight Werewolf weaknesses: being shot in the face with a gun

To the cast and crew of Coyote vs Acme…

if you get too close to it your skin will burn and peel x.com/adultswim/stat…

[sniffs] yeah Pim I, uh, I really dunno about all this

grab your holiday hams and get ready folks x.com/adultswim/stat…

my 12 year old nephew is cooler than any of you will ever be in your whole life

Kung Fu Panda: haha funnie fat Panda Kung Fu Panda 2: Grief is a process. Suffering doesn’t always have a grand cosmic lesson— but you can choose to be kind, even if the scars of childhood simply fade, rather than ever heal completely. Kung Fu Panda 3: haha funnie fat panda

100 days until season 2 of Severance premieres

Severance S2 finale

i have been laughing at this stupid thing i drew for thirty minutes

not the BYU vs UT holy war reigniting my love for football. Not Dave Portnoy reviewing the BYU bookstore making me crave a cougar tail for the first time since my late husband was taken by the plague