my dream relationship is a neverending conversation

have legit thought about reviving my nascent oil painting career for this shot specifically

this is why « alright » exists

I don’t wanna get good enough at French to fit in w French ppl bc that’s impossible, I wanna get good enough at French to trick strangers who talk to me in English into thinking I only speak French

it’s lovely when my married / engaged friends invite me over for a home cooked meal, in a little orphan annie sense

the amount that my children would love this playlist boggles the mind

ok I substacked about worst songs lol open.substack.com/pub/idiotscont…

it’s crazy that no one says metrosexual anymore despite the fact that there are so many of them around

It’s hard to build a relationship with tv when your first love was Elizabeth and Philip saying « let’s make it real » on the Americans

listening to Taylor Swift and browsing sales on horse products despite not owning a horse ... in some ways I actually have not changed since high school

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soon I’ll learn how to bone a fish

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NYT today vs the Onion

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