Sports really should be taken into consideration when they decide on our country’s credit rating.

anyone that has a zest for life is suspicious to me

1. they’re a comedian 2. they’re a comedian

a PSA for poor sleepers! a friend recommended this to me, and I’ve gone from getting around 5 hours a night (interrupted) to 7+. If I wake up I’m able to go back to sleep easily, and the quality of sleep is 👌👌 also, it’s natural 🩷

so many tourists in ct at the moment that I’m honestly surprised when I hear a S African accent at shops/restaurants. to me you are german until proven south african

I sent a package with Uber parcel today and when the driver arrived he was on an electric scooter. I asked him how it drives and he said 👌👌👌 he then vanished for 45 minutes and when he resurfaced he said sorry, the battery went flat 😫

me after 6 weeks of holiday vs me after 1 day back at work

Mac Demarco going off on tiktok is exactly what my life’s been missing

Deloitte consultant

My water bottle just came out of the dishwasher and I’m speechless

my neighbour doesn’t like this but in truth i could be thumping harder 😭

is it possible for a white fortuner to go less than 140km/h on the highway

whenever there is traffic even if I am not sitting in the traffic I need to know why there is traffic

My company is OFFICIALLY REGISTERED ®️ 🤯😍💥🤩 I did it! I actually did it!

sure sex is great but have you ever gotten the edit to a good place?

been back in cape town for 5 minutes and already bumped into all my exes