I’ve never wrestled before. Maybe I should try?

Bored.

Someone come save me from a life-threatening case of blue balls. *THWUMP*

Hey Dallas dude. U up?

If I were mean and/or could see the resulting chaos, I would say, “yes, and you may blow me, sub.”

Hey man. You up?

I’m inside you, Orlando. 🏰

I’m in you Washington DC. You’ve taken me like a champ.

Never thought my feet were particularly pretty, but a LOT of you seem to be into them (which I’m very flattered by.) Genuinely curious: Is it just the size?

Feeling constrained.

Pro tip: Find me on my birthday. It’s my annual self-esteem low point and I’ll be willing to degrade myself for just about any form of toxic affection. 🎂 I added the JO video because I want you to get at least some enjoyment from this post. 🤷‍♂️

Ready to get covered in my web? 🕸️ #GaySuperhero #Spiderman #SexySpiderman