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My dad just called to ask me for advice for his friend about how he can support his son who could possibly be LGBTQ+. And I'm lowkey emotional AF now because they're trying to be allies. 🥺😩 THERE IS GOOD IN THIS WORLD.

A guy just complimented me and said that I look like a model because I have nice cheekbones and eyes?😳 Like I'm flattered. 🥺 I've never had anyone say that to me before. But I'm pretty sure the "cheekbones" that he's seeing is just well placed fat. 🤣🤣🤣

So...the last two airBnB's I've stayed at has been owned by gay couples. Like how the heck? So crazy!!

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WELL...I'M BINGE WATCHING HAPPY COMING OUT VIDEOS. WHY DO I DO THIS TO MYSELF? 🥺😭😂 Lol. My eyes are going to be so swollen tomorrow. 🙄😂

Chew on this for a minute… Lexi Thompson has 11 #LPGA wins and 74 top 10s. Meanwhile, Patrick Cantlay just earned 3.6 million dollars more in one week than Lexi has earned in her ENTIRE career. Okay, back to my 🥃…

Played with a really good high school golfer a couple of days ago. Started talking clubs. He can get any free clubs he wants. I have full Korn ferry status, gonna play some events this year, and can’t get a call back from reps to get shoes/clubs #humbled #old #loyalty

Not joking...I could get more free stuff when I was junior than I can now. 😂

Idk if it's just me...but I'm not feeling it for the ryder cup this year. So weird...like I'm just not excited at all to watch. 🤷🏻‍♂️😅

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I never noticed this before, but is it normal for the visiting Ryder Cup team to get booed when hitting a good shot?

Well...my driver broke and my three wood face caved in the day before Q-school starts. And I didn't bring any backups. How's your day going?🙃

My boyfriend just said "Hey Siri." And my phone picked up what he said. 😂 Do all gays sound alike? 🤔

"If I was President, I'd have Beyoncé as Vice President, Ariana Grande as Secretary, and Lady Gaga as the head of secret service because she's a sneaky Aries bitch and I feel like she would take a bullet for me." #shitmyboyfriendsays 🤣🤣🤣💀

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When I woke up - on Trans Day of Remembrance - the first thing I read was this text from my non-binary kid in Colorado who sings with a band and played at a club last night. The next thing I read was the Colorado Springs mass shooting news. We don’t have to live like this.