Been reading a lot of stuff about how I’m manipulating Charlotte. I’m just returning the good gesture. She named her daughter after me. I thought they would have known that. 🤷‍♀️

I don’t need an excuse to post pictures of @katkisser. She did what no dude could, made me a mom. 😍

I’m going to be widow, I just know it. 🤦🏼‍♀️

Claire, back away now, please.

I feel like fucking someone up. And not in a fun way. Unless you’re into that kind of thing. Which in that case may I say ewww.

I don't like any of this. I feel like I'm playing checkers and everyone else is playing chess.

Someday, maybe.

I knew it! Not this of course, but it’s close enough to what I knew that I’m still counting it as a win.

Does this look like the face of a happy house wife?

To the sudden uprisin' of anti kinksters, you'll be long gone from these platforms before we've all even BEGUN to deprave ourselves!

Yeah, they were thoroughly tried out before she sent it to Charlie.

Abducted by aliens? That hasn’t happened since I spent a week with a Time Lord who looked like Maggie Gyllenhaal when I was 12. Claire, why do you have to be such a pain sometimes?

I have not problem saying 𝓢𝓶𝓾𝓹𝓹𝔂 +3 👩‍👩‍👧‍👧’s name three times in a row. 😏

Happy Gobble~Gobble day, everyone! kitten gave me back my phone so I could say that. While I do...SHE'S GOT ROCKIN' TITTIES!!!

Happy New Year to me, 𝓢𝓶𝓾𝓹𝓹𝔂 +3 👩‍👩‍👧‍👧. 😍