Fucking buzzing for the man u game!

Daley Blind on his Man United debut: 122 passes 95% accuracy #MUFC

Wow! Two unbelievable goals!

"@TSBible: That look you give your mate when he says he's better at FIFA than you... pic.x.com/lPNorIgWNZ" Antony Bates

"LADbible: You've never known a struggle until you've tried getting a duvet inside a bed sheet."Megan Fitter

This seems legit.

Just a little bit of evidence I put together to show what I mean when I say you are deluded Antony Bates

Paul Scholes, Andrea Pirlo and Xavi. #MUFC

"What's the difference between abu dhabi and dubai? Dubai don't show the flintstones and abu dhabi do." Tickled me that one

Classic Ian Holloway.

I've finally decided. Ronaldo is the best player in the world. He is a freak of nature.

": Arsenal's last 14 matches vs. Manchester United: Won: 1 Drawn: 3 Lost: 10 " Antony Bates

A caller on radio 1 screaming 'fuck her right In the pussy! Quality

Arsenal this season. pic.x.com/B6wh3Xaunq

A close-up of Jack Wilshere and Marouane Fellaini's bust-up yesterday. vine.co/v/OJl90PnMYn7

"LADbible: It was only a matter of time... pic.x.com/E56iGbLzCp" Charlie

"@TheLadBible: When you're mad at your Mrs and look for any reason to get out of the house... pic.x.com/gNoJD1xRwS" Megan Fitter

Middlesbrough's Lee Tomlin has just broke Twitter. BANTER ALERT!

Sterling is such an unbelievable player!!!!