i can’t trust your taste buds if you don’t like watermelon it’s literally the most refreshing fruit and overall one of the best

NEVER IGNORE THE VOICE THAT TELLS YOU TO PRAY!!!

God I love the internet.

He just might have the longest prime of any rapper ever

The FIRST player in NFL history to have 600+ catches & 600+ rushes for one team in their career. New Orleans Saint, Alvin Kamara. (h/t Drew Porche)

I bought 2 sandwiches this morning. One for earlier and one for tonight and I seems like someone ate both of them without me looking

Punishable by death

in case u forgot ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎i’ll remind u ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ to ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ Give thanks to God today!

Chris jones always crying during the fucking anthem man

Fuck up some commas Throw away My savages Hardly Codeine crazy

Just leave the picks out huh? 😂😂

Me making sure the music on my story is perfect (nobody cares)

Dawg was fly as fuck twice that day

the CEO and that lady before they got exposed

how I expect 1 glass of water to perform against the 20 beers I had earlier

Living close to your job.

i hate how fast this app refreshes like bitch i was reading that!

“CARRRR” 😂 😂 if you know you know.