the silly goose factory just called. there's been a fire. ramirez didn't make it.

This disgraceful statement rightfully getting community noted

Bruno Fernandes is a very effective leader in the sense that he has instilled this entire United team with his core values (cowardice, lying down).

(Sean Kingston but he lived in chivalric times) You’re way too dutiful girl

post-brat clarity

Fine Gael telling you a housing plan is bad is sort of like if Humpty Dumpty was giving you shit about your wall technique

I have been told to stop stealing muffins from the bakery. Unfortunately, it’s the only way to keep my lucrative muffin stand in business. Everyone is fine with this.

Do you want to know the terrifying truth… Or do you wanna see me sock a few DINGERS?

[Gollum voice] filthy little Paddieses

"The bike shed joins the infamous Dáil printer in the pantheon of ill-fated public spending projects that are both inexplicable and inexcusable to anyone capable of minding a cow for 20 minutes without trading it for some magic beans." This week's column. thejournal.ie/readme/surreal…

Just 7 hours until Lee Carsley has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever by belting out Amhrán na bhFiann pre-game.

Great article.....

Controversy as England manager Lee Carsley confirms he will not be getting on the floor for Rock The Boat at his niece's wedding

Spot on from Carl Kinsella thejournal.ie/readme/surreal…

Wrong day for the white t-shirt in town well done Carl you fucking idiot

Carl Kinsella 🏳️‍🌈 Izzy Kamikaze 🏳️‍⚧️🦕🦖 And let's not forget the electronic voting machines!

Olwen Carl Kinsella The millennium countdown timer under the Liffey that couldn't be read because of the state of the water there. They called that one "The Time in the Slime." en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millenniu….

nobody will remember - your salary - how many meetings you went to - what car you drove people will remember - me - when the west wind moves - upon the fields of barley

Damn girl, are you September? Because I have no idea what you're still with your Meán Fomhair.