Idk bro if I were fresh outta prison for fraud, facing a lifetime ban from pharma, universally known as a parasite to society, and obvi didn’t know shit about abortion, I wouldn’t be online running my mouth about conspiring to do more fraud and price gouging of essential meds

election day mood.

Larry Hogan 2024: when you need a senator that you can count on to vote present on the toughest questions.

Nation’s Women Fantasize About Some Future Election That Isn’t Absolutely Pivotal To Their Well-Being theonion.com/nation-s-women…

Sorry kids, you have to do your own bedtime tonight. I have to stay glued to the TV to see if our country picked an insurrectionist psychopath cult leader or an extremely qualified woman.

Worth repeating: The Florida amendment is sitting at 57% approval, which is enough to pass in any other state. It only failed because of the threshold.

If you want to know why 57 percent support isn't enough to pass a ballot initiative in Florida, the answer is these corporations:

It's a good night to support a Florida abortion fund: abortionfunds.org/find-a-fund/

A million more FL voters voted for the abortion initiative than voted to reelect Gov DeSantis in ‘22

I don’t want Xanax right now I want to BECOME Xanax

IDK i think when an election has many many innocent people fearing for their lives or contemplating suicide something might be very very wrong

Even though it did not meet the incredibly high 60% threshold, Florida's Amendment 4 won 1.5 million more votes than the opposition. Floridians chose reproductive freedom.

And this is why you actually prosecute ALL the crimes -- swiftly and thoroughly -- no matter who the criminal is.

Pregnant people will continue to die needlessly in Florida, even though 57% of Floridians voted to protect the right to an abortion, because the vote required 60% to pass.

The flip side is that Trump ran an awful campaign. He gave a terrible RNC speech, his VP was deeply unpopular, he lost the debate, he had no ground game to speak of, he offended key demographic groups ... and none of it mattered.