big news

in the revenant the main guy is thinking this is about the worst week ever

I’m behind Shohei Ohtani at an In-n-Out drive thru, dude is taking forever

We are gearing up for something ;)

Did the guy who eviscerated Greta Van Fleet get fired from pitchfork because I hope not

People are evolving, makes you think

I didnt have a pen and paper for an autograph so George wrote his name in my phone

They’re saying OJ Simpson died of a broken heart

I like to call the song “Calihornya” instead of “Californication”

The times they are new roman

excited to announce a new side project I’m working on called The Beetles

this pic of my dad is like a Far Side comic

If you could name your business anything at all, what would it be?

Can’t wait to definitely play at this…. brewery in… murfreesboro on… August 15th, 22nd & 29th! Thanks for letting us know Do615

Neosporin? Fuck that shit! Polysporin!

hard to listen to Led Zeppelin when Greta Van Fleet is out there doing it better and acting more politely :)

Old man look at my life, I am so much cooler

Hang my stockings and say my prayers? What is that a threat?

🚨 music is so back baby 🚨

I am happy to report that muzak is still being played in at least one store - Hobby Lobby. Thank you god 🫡