Hey, don't get me wrong, I take full credit for that, I gave you a badass name and made sure your taste in music didn't suck.

yeah, exactly! you're welcome.

and you're the offspring of a nerd. congrats ❤️

A little, but I can see you're working on it.

Oh, of course, yeah. I see nothing. Totally.

dawg i am SO fucking stuffed.

... thanks, mom. [ * 🥲 ] me and eddie will come and spend some time with you guys over the holidays.

but eddie.... there's no winning at christmas :/

AAAAAGHHHHHH

god, you're the best. love you, mom.

YOU WON'T KISS ME BECAUSE YOU HATE ME

got eddie a new car for christmas, but the real highlight was the air freshener i got for it.

NO YOU CAN'T IT'S PART OF THE CAR

🥺

" hey, spaghetti man. " wraps an arm around him, grabbing the throw from the back of the sofa and draping it over him.

new year, same gigantic dick 😔🤙🏻💯

its the truth, man

I KNOW MAN WHAT THE FUCK 😭

giving eddie a kiss on the side of his head, hand moving to his hair to run his fingers through it gently. " sure ya do. how was your day? "