What if 3I/ATLAS is a primordial sphere of frosted space gunk, emitted from the dual cosmic ball sacs of a tipsy god known as Ear-Worm Prime?

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This is your yearly reminder not to feed Cheetos to cheetahs… or cats.

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How are the streaming services going to pay us now?

Rockin' the Red with Franzi 🔥💋 Happy Thursday, Metalheads, what's on your today's playlist? 🎧

Magnificent art by real master. Physical art is amazing.

Has anyone ever told you that you look like nothing special? Well, fuck that person, even if that person is you, because that person ain’t right.

I'm working with some amazing cosplayers for some really creative spicy photo covers for comics, based on various characters... Any performers out there want to join in?

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Elon messing up my sky

Losing the pool tournament mostly means not getting to hear Pull Me Under by Dream Theater and that is something that always makes me sad.

You’re the universe’s greatest gift and its biggest mistake, depending on things and other things… too. You’ve stared into the abyss, the abyss stared back, and you both said, “Whatever.”

You’re the top dog on a cosmic cue ball covered in pores and gelatin. Your momma was so fat she had to give birth to you. You were the #1 best winning sperm. Start acting like it.

I rote dis post so ya wood nose it was int by da AI.

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Throwback metal forged by extraordinary talents from Mexico? Yes, please.