Just had off season drug testing. Told the guy: Did you see me move last year?? If I was on something I need to change the product ASAP!!!

Believe in something. Even if it means sacrificing everything. #JustDoIt

Orioles, Adam Jones and his wife, Audie, make $150,000 contribution to Baltimore area nonprofits dlvr.it/Qlb06F

Duh

Wonder what happened to Jared Goff’s career between 2016 and 2017.

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary thanks everyone

Figured Dominos would have taken care of all these by now

Has anyone opened a One Direction themed hair cuttery called Hairy Styles yet?

Dude went to visit every Windows 10 PC background in person

STOP comparing the Washington sports teams The Mystics are AMAZING The Capitals are TALENTED The Redskins The Nationals are INSPIRING

Q is sneaky early in the alphabet

There will never be another Yogi. He went to 14 World Series and won 10 of them. He brought smiles to the faces of millions. RIP Yogi

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TOM BRADY IS MICHAEL JORDAN.

Roses are red Violets are blue We must always stay thankful that Charlotte didn't take Beal at 2

I Don't Play By The Rules Of The Game