Did I see Thor twice this weekend? No. Unless you count Thursday. Because then yes.

Free food starting 6:30 Mic sign up: 730 Show: 8 pm Fish bowl topic: Pete Davidson

The Boards of Directors of United States Bartenders' Guild - USBG (on whose board I serve as President and Chair) and the USBG Foundation have released a joint statement in response to the Supreme Court’s Dobbs decision. If you have any questions, comments, or concerns, please feel free to shoot me a message.

‘Sup Saturday! Chill neighborhood bar vibes tonight: we’ve got $5 12 Mile Limits; Kamari and Travis will be tending. It’s Trey’s turn to catch the wave, sadly, so no food tonight. And we love you #saturdayspecials #opentointerpretation #neighborhoodbar #andweloveyou

brutal hippo attack caught on camera

bold of fox news to make biden look sick as hell

My last post for the Avenue Pub! Thank you for the last amazing 35 years and please show the the people at Blue Oak and Rambler the love you’ve showed me. XOXO- Polly

Ugh, I’m still going to be writing 5782 on checks for like a month

spectral candy corn who's calling from inside my butt

The head of one of Britain’s spy agencies just described the current inflection point in the Ukraine conflict as a “Sliding Doors moment,” and I just want to take a second to appreciate the surprising cultural staying power of a seemingly trivial Gwyneth Paltrow romcom from 1998.

Seasoning 🧡 instagram.com/p/CkHTicgL7Lv/…

A Brief History of People Have Lost Their Sense of Humour 🧵

I am grateful to the voters of this country for leaving us teetering on the brink of chaos instead of running full speed over the cliff

Sometimes people ask my opinions about things thespiritsbusiness.com/2022/11/global…

ok bud this one seems accurate

Our annual NYE Heatwave! party will be held IN PERSON and ON NEW YEAR’S EVE this year! Oldies, twinkling lights, a champagne toast, Auld Lang Syne … all of it. Hope to see you there! #heatwave #nye2022 #andweloveyou

A warm cocktail and cold weather go hand in hand 🤝 Celebrate the #holiday season with our December #CocktailOfTheMonth, For the Trees, by T. Cole Newton, United States Bartenders' Guild - USBG President, owner of Twelve Mile Limit and Author of "Cocktail Dive Bar." #EnjoyResponsibly instagram.com/p/CmcGZNqJLMd/…

Senators Kyrsten Sinema and Rick Scott have introduced a bill to move from a twelve mile limit to a twenty four mile limit for policing offshore waters, and I for one am against it

read the room 😭😭