Birmingham City have agreed an extraordinary fee with Fulham for Jay Stansfield. I’m told it’s a guaranteed £15m, plus £5m in add-ons, a 20% sell-on clause, and a £100k bonus if they are promoted to Championship. Absolutely smashes the League One record. #BCFC #FFC

Confirmation #BCFC are paying £15m + £5m add ons for Jay Stansfield. Bonkers

Don't be sad. You can create your own live Oasis experience at home. Simply stand 2 immobile action figurines at the end of your garden, drink some warm beer, play any literally Slade single at 33rpm, and set fire to £150.

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Hey, cheer up Fulham fans, we drew with the second highest net spenders 🏆

An underwhelming away day in Suffolk highlighted clear problems in the balance of Fulham’s team ⚖️ The good news is there are reasons to believe the solutions for (at least some of) those problems have already been recruited Here is your #IPSFUL match analysis thread 🧵 1/10

Ex-Premier League star John Paintsil hospitalised after horror car crash 🙏 White Noise express.co.uk/sport/football…

This is brilliant

“Alexa, show me the greatest post match interview of all time…”

A hammer blow at the end as Fulham throw away a well earned win 🔨 But after an international break Marco Silva showed a little more of his hand as to how he wants the side to play this season and there were reasons for measured optimism Here’s some #FULWHU analysis 🧵 1/10

Three goals in his last four. 👏 Olly Sanderson is firing them in at Bradford City AFC. 🫡

My season pass “expired” after West Ham and got removed from my phones wallet. I emailed the ticket office and this is the response I got. Thought I’d share here so people can check before the Newcastle game!

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A first win against Newcastle since 2017, a first at the Cottage since 2014. There was a feeling of déjà vu as we entered added time, but Fulham learnt from their mistakes, and added a third goal whilst they we were at it. Fulham kept their heads, & earned the three points! #FFC

The chest down 🤌🏻 The strike 😮‍💨 The net noise when the ball goes in 🤤 #ffc

The old & the new, I know what I prefer. Riverside stand half full of tourists as nobody can afford it but no doubt sold out when they play Man U. Fulham is one of the best aways but like all clubs they are doing their best to ruin it! #nufc #ffc

Fascinating as ever, essential reading every week, thanks The Cottage Tactico

Attack after attack... Simply relentless from #FFCU21s on Friday evening. 😮‍💨