Twas the night before February 28th, and all through the house…

No bae you’re not cute. Your lack of effort gave me the fucking ick.

when I don’t wear mascara so I can rub my eyes

Mama raised a kid that would happily pull over and help someone on the side of the road... too bad that kid is a daughter that isn't about to put herself in a situation to be picked up and stolen, never to be heard from again

Hmm

Wait, where’d the last four years go??

I shared my Dexcom readings with Taylor so basically we're bound for life and will never not be friends. I hope she enjoys the rest of her existence bc she's stuck with me

I hope my friends are prepared for me to start sobbing during Flatland Cavalry on Thursday. Ya girl has been going through it and I just know a mid-show breakdown is inevitable.

People always tell you that you’ll meet your lifelong friends in college. What they don’t tell you is how hard it is saying goodbye to those lifelong friends..

“i got you a dr. pepper” is a love language

A love language.

Taylor and I's waitress told us that our laughs were infectious and made her happy so that was an unnecessary ego boost before I go out tonight. Watch out folks. I'm delusional and off the leash.

me at the starbucks drive thru after hitting every curb in sight

may all your delulu come trululu

I <3 hays, ks

"Is this simpy?" "...no"

All it takes is a “bet ya wont” and there I go.

“Ain’t you to old to be trick or treating” Me: