I animated one of my tweets!

I can't draw my own cartoons for animation... yet.

Night!

There's always a catch!

The Ancient Millennial 🍄🫖 What’s a “stroopwaffle”?

The Ancient Millennial 🍄🫖 Celebrations starting a bit early?
Good for you.

Sharlene Waffles on the outside chewy caramel in the centre. Yum.

The Ancient Millennial 🍄🫖 Save this for the actual day!

You know how in movies there's always that scene where the villain finally does the villainous thing in public, and everyone realizes what a horrible person he is?

Yeah, that's a lie.

This is my handbag.

It's actually a backpack, and I can't stress how much better it is than a purse

Just saying.

The Ancient Millennial 🍄🫖 Bumped mine on the corner of the bed about 9 months ago, still feel it sometimes. Yes getting better slowly.

The Ancient Millennial 🍄🫖 I'm very happy for you.

I just overheard that happiness comes from potatoes and honestly? They're not wrong.

The Ancient Millennial 🍄🫖 You should hydrate more.

Anyone else ever update their profile on social media and think,'this is it. Now I know what i'm doing.'

?

The Ancient Millennial 🍄🫖 Time to have a different plate for each part of the meal. Can’t have the rice and veggies and meat get overly friendly. Happy birth week, Lisa 🥳

The Ancient Millennial 🍄🫖 Win win. Happy Birthday week.
🎂🎉🍁🍷🥤🍨🎈

The Ancient Millennial 🍄🫖 Mixing a little Dickens into your daytime chat 🙂

The Ancient Millennial 🍄🫖 PTSD handbag trauma is real.

The Ancient Millennial 🍄🫖 Hey I'll take it I wasn't planning to be around in 10 years it's already good news 🗞️📰